Test post
Location: Somewhere near Baghdad. (upwards)
Time 20.20 Saturday 3rd May 2014
I have had this blog for over a year now, but to my shame I
have thus far been too meek/lazy to upload anything. If I manage to keep possession of this small computer
long enough to find an internet connection then these words will become the
inaugural post of an actual, proper, web-log published on the actual, proper, worldwide
web, with the potential to be read by in excess of literally some people (hopefully, it’s mainly just
for me.)
This first post is a proof of two important concepts. 1, my trusty
though well-weathered netbook retains word-processing capability, and, 2, this
URL still exists despite many months of complete inactivity.
I will be using this URL to as an online back-up of my own
memory - to document the experiences of myself and intrepid co-traveller
(let's call her Mary, her name). I will be recording events
and musings in relation to the world of medicine and its practise in Tanzania,
but I expect there will also be several more personal, tedious, gushing, and
lengthy posts on my spiritual-political-cultural experiences and minute-by-minute
progress on the finding of myself. Perhaps some pictures and other thoughts
too, we’ll see.
I’ll state here that I intend to keep the medical jargon to
a minimum, partly so as not to exclude any non-medical friends, family and
strangers that might accidentally find themselves on this page, but mostly so
as not to hamper any lucrative future book/travel column deal that arises in
the future.
Okay enough of the admin, the next bit records the story so
far.
THE STORY SO FAR
Day1
The medical elective is an odd tradition whereby unqualified
but semi-trained medics are encouraged to explore the world with the intention
of learning some medicine in a dark corner somewhere, or getting in the way in
a different hospital for a change. I decided to go to spend a month at a rural
hospital near Kilimanjaro to learn a bit about tropical medicine in a poorer
country, happily finding a like-minded companion in Mary. Pending exam results
we both now know enough medicine and surgery* to work as a junior doctor in the
UK. Definitely quite a frightening prospect, but hopefully we will be able to
be of greater than zero use at the hospital.
The day after my final exam we packed our respective passports
and stethoscope into a rucksack and were very kindly abandoned at Heathrow
airport by Mary’s Dad. So far we have had no problems. I’ve had quite a
dramatic pre-elective near-skinhead haircut the result of which is that I am at
maximal levels of menacing-looking, manifested in my hand-luggage being tested
for explosives (none found). A Pret-a-manger egg sandwich later and now we’re
on an aeroplane headed for Doha, I’m having difficulty typing in the dark. My
current impression: Qatar airlines > Ryanair. We won’t land in Doha for another 2 hours so
there’s time for me to watch a film on the fancy seatback computer. Maybe an Arabic
one, haven’t decided yet.
*but zero obstetrics
or gynaecology or paediatrics or A+E.
Luckily all of these are of no importance.
Day 2
A review of Doha and Kilimanjaro
Airports
First impressions of Tanzania and Machame Hospital
Doha is super busy and kind of
gross. It brings to mind other identical busy gross airports, but boasts
connections to 900 destinations worldwide.
Slight confusion with the second plane, the ticket says to Kilimanjaro
but we landed in Dar es Salaam causing brief panic. After almost everyone got
off the plane we then flew another 50mins to arrive where we wanted to be, at
9am. This should probably have been quite obvious but at this point I was
noticeably cognitively impaired by the preceding sleepless night and previous
week’s exams.
Kilimanjaro airport is tiny and charming. Wits were tested
at the border: according to our tourist visa any paid or unpaid work is
forbidden, and I was suspiciously unable to provide neither an address of where
we were staying nor an itinerary of our 7 week “holiday”. However, we were
waved through without event and were welcomed by a torrential downpour, which I'm assured are frequent due to it being the rainy season. We got a taxi partway up Kilimanjaro mountain to the
rainforest section and Machame Lutheran hospital.
We soon met with two students from Imperial who’ve been at
Machame for about a month and who helpfully explained the set-up of the hospital and our
accommodation. I learnt that if I sit underneath the satellite dish I can sometimes connect to the internet and so can upload my blog.
The four of us then made our way to the nearish town of Moshi
(about an hour’s drive) so we could find some cash, food and drink. The way to
Moshi requires boarding a Daladala for 1000 shillings (about 35p), a battered Toyota
minivan crammed with around 20 sweaty people that tears daringly down the pot-holed
tracks, often with the door left wide open and people literally clinging on for
their lives.
I took out 400,000Shillings – about £150 (soberingly this is
more than a year’s salary for some of the local people) and spent a bit of it
before going home. The people are surprisingly friendly. My task this evening
is to learn a few Swahili and get more than a few scraps of sleep.
Tomorrow is
the first hospital day.